IMDREWBIEBER
A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities
  • Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
  • Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
  • Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
  • Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
  • Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
  • Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
  • Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato

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tildrum:

unwrapping:

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Omg reblogging this cuz I always forget


INCOMPETENCE: A Dramatic Reading
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SHUT YOUR

MOUTH

comma

NO COCAINE WAS NOT

WHEW!!!!!!


Many Ladies wear it this way


irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense


floozys:

a thrilling story of hope, heartache and success 


“You do not need pasta.”


— Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning  (via seabelle)